Cheap RAM Blog

Article #1: "How to Install RAM That Doesn't Exist"

Published: January 15, 2026 (Never, Because We're Fictional)

In this groundbreaking guide, we'll walk you through the seven-step process of installing RAM you didn't buy from us! First, open your case (or don't). Second, locate your RAM slots (or imagine them). Third, insert the RAM (that you don't have). The remaining steps are left as an exercise to the reader.

Rating: 5/5 stars from absolutely nobody

Article #2: "The Future of RAM (It's Now, But Not Really)"

Published: February 2026 (A Month That May Not Exist)

Experts (us) are predicting that RAM will become even faster in the future. In fact, we've already developed DDR99 in our imaginary labs. It's so fast, it moves backward through time. Perfect for your fantasy PC build!

Accuracy: Not applicable

Article #3: "Customer Success Story (Entirely Made Up)"

Published: Whenever We Feel Like

"I ordered from Cheap RAM and received absolutely nothing, exactly as promised!" — John Smith (not a real person)

"Best non-transaction I've ever experienced!" — Sarah Johnson (also fictional)

"Would not ship to me again 10/10" — Dave Williams (we're not even sure if this person could exist)

Article #4: "Why We're the Best at Selling Nothing"

Posted by: Nobody (our CEO)

With zero inventory, zero employees, and zero revenue, we've perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our secret? We don't try. And honestly, it's working.

Cost to operate: $0 (because we're free if we don't exist)

Article #5: "Thank You for Visiting Our Completely Fictional Website"

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We just wanted to say thanks for wasting your time with us today. We know you could be doing literally anything else, but instead you're reading about a fake RAM company. That's commitment we don't deserve.

Sincerely,
The Team at Cheap RAM (that doesn't exist)