Terms of Service

1. The Big Fat Disclaimer

We do not exist. We never have. We never will. If you're reading this, you're wasting your time. Congratulations!

2. No Real Products = No Real Terms

Since we don't sell anything, these terms technically mean nothing. But here they are anyway:

3. By Using This Website, You Agree That:

• You understand this is completely fake
• You will never try to actually buy anything from us
• You will not hold us responsible for not delivering non-existent products
• You accept that our "shipping times" are measured in parallel dimensions
• You agree our customer service team of 0 employees is "doing their best"

4. Intellectual Property Rights (That Don't Exist)

All content on this website is owned by Cheap RAM, which doesn't exist, so legally you can do whatever you want with it. Copyright © 2026 Nobody, Nowhere.

5. Limitation of Liability (The Legal Version of "Lol Good Luck")

We are not responsible for anything because we are not a real company. You cannot sue us. We have no assets to seize. We barely have a server.

6. User Responsibilities

• Do not actually try to order anything
• Do not send us money (but if u want, we won't stop you)
• Do not try to find our office (it doesn't exist)
• Do not call our phone number (we don't have one)
• Do not expect customer support (we're not qualified)
• Do not report us to any authorities (i mean, why would you?)

7. Governing Law (Irrelevant)

These terms are governed by the laws of the Internet, a lawless void where fake RAM companies roam free.

8. Changes to Terms

We can change these terms whenever we feel like it, which is never, because nobody reads them.

By continuing to browse this website, you acknowledge you're having fun with a completely fictional e-commerce site. Enjoy the ride!