Frequently Asked Questions (That Nobody Asked)
Is Cheap RAM a real company?
Absolutely not. We are 100% fictional. We are less real than
Schrödinger's cat.
Do you actually have RAM in stock?
We have exactly zero units of everything. Our inventory is in a
state of quantum flux (meaning it doesn't exist).
How do I place an order?
You can click submit on our subscription form, which sends your
email into the digital void. No order can actually be placed because
there's nothing to order.
What's your shipping time?
Our standard shipping takes 47-99 business days, or until the heat
death of the universe, whichever comes first.
Do you offer refunds?
Absolutely! We will refund 100% of the money you never sent us with
the products you never ordered.
Can I track my order?
You can follow along as your non-existent order travels through the
dimensions of imagination.
What kind of RAM do you sell?
All types! DDR1, DDR2, DDR3, DDR4, DDR5, and our exclusive DDR∞ (the
infinite kind we don't have).
Is your website secure?
Yes! Your data is encrypted using military-grade encryption from the
Fictional Military Department.
Do you have customer reviews?
We would, but we've never actually had any customers. Imagine that!
Why should I shop here?
Great question! You really shouldn't. Please don't. Go buy RAM from
a real store.