Careers at Cheap RAM
Join our team of digital ghosts and get unbeatable discounts on products that don't exist
Why Work With Us?
At Cheap RAM, we're looking for talented individuals who are passionate about selling imaginary products to non-existent customers. Our company culture is built on innovation, collaboration, and the fundamental understanding that none of this is real.
Competitive Salary
Paid in digital currency that may or may not be accepted anywhere
Unlimited PTO
Because you're never actually working anyway
Health Benefits
Full coverage for ailments that digital ghosts might experience
Employee Discounts
50% off all products! (50% of zero is still zero)
Remote Work
Work from anywhere, including dimensions that don't exist
Career Growth
Rise through the ranks of our non-existent corporate ladder
Open Positions
All positions are 100% remote and require no actual experience
Senior RAM Architect
Full-TimeRemote (The Void)
Design and architect revolutionary RAM modules that defy the laws of physics and existence. Must be comfortable working with imaginary hardware specifications and theoretical memory technologies.
- 10+ years experience in non-existent hardware design
- PhD in Fictional Computer Science (preferred)
- Ability to work independently in complete isolation
- Strong communication skills (telepathy a plus)
Inventory Manager
Full-TimeRemote (Warehouse That Doesn't Exist)
Manage our extensive inventory of products that are perpetually out of stock. Track shipments that never arrive and coordinate with suppliers who aren't real.
- Experience with imaginary warehouse management systems
- Proficiency in counting from 0 to 0
- Bachelor's degree in Fictional Logistics
- Must be comfortable explaining why nothing is ever in stock
Customer Support Specialist
Part-TimeRemote (Digital Dimension)
Provide exceptional support to customers who don't exist. Answer questions about products we don't have and resolve issues that never occurred. Must maintain a positive attitude while explaining that everything is fictional.
- 2+ years in customer service (imaginary or real)
- Excellent problem-solving skills for non-existent problems
- Fluent in sarcasm and absurdist humor
- Available to work impossible hours across all time zones
Social Media Manager
ContractRemote (The Internet)
Grow our social media presence across platforms we may or may not have accounts on. Create engaging content about products that don't exist and interact with followers who might be bots.
- Portfolio of viral posts (real or fictional)
- Understanding of all major social platforms and some minor ones
- Creative mindset and ability to make nothing look like something
- Sense of humor required (no exceptions)
Shipping Coordinator
Full-TimeRemote (Quantum Realm)
Coordinate the shipment of products that never leave the warehouse because they don't exist. Work with carriers who operate in alternate dimensions and ensure timely delivery of nothing.
- Knowledge of international shipping (to fictional countries)
- Ability to track packages that don't exist
- Experience with quantum logistics preferred
- Must be comfortable with existential questions about shipping
Junior RAM Developer
InternshipRemote (Your Imagination)
Learn the fundamentals of RAM development in a completely fictional environment. Shadow senior engineers who may or may not exist and gain hands-on experience with imaginary hardware.
- Currently pursuing degree in Computer Science (or similar fiction)
- Enthusiasm for learning about non-existent technology
- No experience necessary (because there's nothing to do)
- Must be willing to work for course credit and employee discounts